Thursday, 15 August 2019

Human-sized penguin discovered in Waipara

quote [ The species weighed up to 80kg and was about 1.6m tall, one of the largest penguins ever discovered. ]

I'm chilling like a villain like the penguin in its fucking igloo eating fudgesicles


[SFW] [science & technology] [+2 Interesting]
[by ScoobySnacks@5:04amGMT]

Comments

Ankylosaur said @ 5:44am GMT on 15th Aug [Score:4 Insightful]
They need to stop looking before they find shoggoths.
rylex said @ 10:40am GMT on 15th Aug [Score:2]
they need to keep looking so they might find shoggoths
mechanical contrivance said @ 1:28pm GMT on 15th Aug
We need to start bringing back some of these megafauna Jurassic Park style so that we can eat them.
Hugh E. said @ 6:15pm GMT on 15th Aug
Would you rather eat one human-sized penguin or 20 penguin-sized humans?

Am I doing this right?
mechanical contrivance said @ 7:05pm GMT on 15th Aug
There is no wrong way to do it.
Ankylosaur said @ 7:34pm GMT on 15th Aug
Fuck, marry, kill: human-sized penguin, child-sized parrot, bird that poops cocaine.
Hugh E. said @ 8:16pm GMT on 15th Aug [Score:1 Insightful]
Marry: human-sized penguin
Kill: child-sized parrot
Fuck: bird that poops cocaine
cb361 said @ 4:48pm GMT on 16th Aug
Do I have to? I'm not wildly keen on any of the options.
mechanical contrivance said @ 5:01pm GMT on 16th Aug
You'll change your mind about the bird pretty quickly.

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