Tuesday, 1 May 2018

If You Think You Hate Puns, You're Wrong

quote [ Pun competitions prove that it's possible to elevate these groan-worthy jokes into an art form. ]

[SFW] [humor] [+5 Funsightful]
[by arrowhen@6:32amGMT]

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slaytanik said[2] @ 6:43am GMT on 1st May [Score:2]
Time to post our best puns. I'll start:



cb361 said @ 10:25am GMT on 1st May
Punderful.
arrowhen said @ 4:10pm GMT on 1st May
+1 Punsightful
cb361 said @ 5:40pm GMT on 1st May
Now now. Let's not all be calem-bours.
arrowhen said @ 6:03pm GMT on 1st May [Score:1 Underrated]
Don't make me punch you.
slaytanik said @ 8:03pm GMT on 1st May
+1 Punderrated
slaytanik said[1] @ 6:53am GMT on 1st May [Score:2 Funny]
Taxman said @ 4:17pm GMT on 1st May [Score:1 laz0r]
Bruceski said @ 4:24pm GMT on 1st May [Score:1 Good]
Three brothers decided to start a ranch together, but they couldn't decide what to name it so they asked their father. He said "name it Focus."
"But why, dad?"
"Because it's where the sons raise meat."
Hugh E. said @ 4:41pm GMT on 1st May
The three brothers and the dad then groaned so hard that the focus puns to this day.
HoZay said @ 5:37pm GMT on 1st May [Score:1 Hot Pr0n]
arrowhen said @ 6:05pm GMT on 1st May
There's nothing cruller than a donut pun.
HoZay said @ 6:54pm GMT on 1st May
And that's the hole truth.
cluban said @ 6:27pm GMT on 1st May [Score:1 Funny]
A cowboy escaped from jail wearing clothes he fashioned from newspapers he gathered in the prison shop. His shoes were also made from newspapers as was his hat.
He was suspected of rustling.
slaytanik said @ 8:04pm GMT on 1st May [Score:1 Good]
I've been selected to conduct important scientific research on bestiality. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my lab.

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