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Wednesday, 14 January 2015
quote [ So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we'll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they'll be finding that shit everywhere for weeks. We'll also include a note telling the person exactly why they're receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage. ]
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discolemonade2.0 said @ 7:01am GMT on 14th Jan
[Score:3]
EVERYTHING I OWN IS ALREADY COVERED IN GLITTER. nice try suckahs!
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discolemonade2.0 said @ 6:49am GMT on 15th Jan
seriously, i have eye glitter, lip glitter, spray glitter, body glitter, glitter gel, craft glitter.
i am the sparkle queen mostly its messy because a month ago or so i left some glitter open while getting ready to go out...the cats got into it. its a huge mess. |
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takajou said @ 7:22am GMT on 14th Jan
[Score:1 Good]
See this? This is why I don't participate in SEcret santa.
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papango said @ 7:34am GMT on 14th Jan
Hey, now. Nobody who participates in SEcret Santa gets covered in anything without their express permission.
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cb361 said @ 9:03am GMT on 14th Jan
Had a one-to-one meeting with my manager just after Christmas. He had a piece of glitter on the end of his nose. I had to keep myself from staring at it the whole time.
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Bruceski said @ 9:16am GMT on 14th Jan
My college acceptance letter came in an envelope of glitter shaped like music notes and horns and such. When my parents moved 12 years later they were still finding bits in the crannies of the carpet.
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arrowhen said @ 10:01am GMT on 14th Jan
[Score:4 Funny]
And I bet they were still as proud of you as they were the day they found out you were accepted to clown college.
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Bruceski said @ 9:17pm GMT on 14th Jan
[Score:1 Funny]
Reed college, so not too far off.
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Jack Blue said @ 9:55am GMT on 14th Jan
My hown town had a post terminal shut down for hours because someone mailed flour the other day.
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cb361 said @ 10:33am GMT on 14th Jan
[Score:2 Funny]
I frown down upon "hown" as a noun, and will drown you in a brown gown.
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wangcan0 said @ 2:50pm GMT on 14th Jan
I would argue that, in this case, "hown" is an adjective.
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arrowhen said @ 2:07am GMT on 15th Jan
Hown owb rowncow?
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Jack Blue said @ 10:17am GMT on 15th Jan
This is starting to sound like some kind of muppet.
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HoZay said @ 1:25pm GMT on 15th Jan
Or the little man in Twin Peaks.
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Jack Blue said @ 3:09pm GMT on 15th Jan
That wasn't a muppet? o_0
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smoki said @ 3:04pm GMT on 14th Jan
Not an adjective, a nown.
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cb361 said @ 3:52pm GMT on 14th Jan
I should have knoun that.
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Jack Blue said @ 8:50pm GMT on 14th Jan
Those hown fingers of mine!
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Moleculor said @ 10:49am GMT on 14th Jan
"Purchasing has been temporarily suspended. You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter."
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JWWargo said @ 6:37pm GMT on 14th Jan
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mechanical contrivance said @ 7:02pm GMT on 14th Jan
Is that Chewbacca?
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JWWargo said @ 7:49pm GMT on 14th Jan
I would guess Beyonce. It was the first result on a Google Image search for "glittergasm".
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mechanical contrivance said @ 8:01pm GMT on 14th Jan
Chewie, is that you?
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JWWargo said @ 8:20pm GMT on 14th Jan
A search for "Chewbeyonca" gave me this:
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HoZay said @ 8:43pm GMT on 14th Jan
Perfect.
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Mythtyn said @ 1:20am GMT on 15th Jan
Is this your way of hinting what you want for SEcret Santa 2015?
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EDIT: They're out of glitter for the immediate future.