Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
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Saturday, 24 February 2018
quote [ The first easy order button specifically designed to attach to the back of your vibrator! The Camsoda RubGrub button allows you to satisfy yourself and your stomach. Pairs with your favorite pizza app! ]
I dunno - I thought the pizza guy with the 10" pepperoni was supposed to show up before, not after.
"This is news to us," says the pizza chain, missing a great merchandising opportunity.
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Ankylosaur said @ 4:36pm GMT on 24th Feb
[Score:1 Underrated]
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mechanical contrivance said @ 5:21am GMT on 24th Feb
Why does the pizza button need to be on the vibrator? Sounds like it would be easy to press accidentally.
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HoZay said @ 8:19am GMT on 24th Feb
I'd think domino's pizza would spoil the mood.
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rylex said @ 6:47am GMT on 26th Feb
Does one really schlick with a vibrator? I feel more like one whirs
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