Wednesday, 24 January 2018

The Guy Who Played Barney the Dinosaur Now Runs a Tantric Sex Business

quote [ A full session with tantra massage specialist and spiritual healer David Joyner lasts three to four hours and costs $350. For that price, female clients—the only kind he accepts—can expect to receive a ritual bath, chakra balancing, and a massage. Also on the menu: cosmic, mind-blowing orgasms.But, Joyner says, his current work in tantra does share many similarities to another job he held from 1991 to 2001, that of Barney, the beloved purple dinosaur on the hit PBS children's show Barney & Friends. ]


I love you,
You love me,
Now I'll rub you,
Tantricly.
[NSFW] [pr0n] [+5 Good]
[by Dienes@5:27pmGMT]

Comments

steele said @ 6:09pm GMT on 24th Jan
Did something similar when I was younger. As long as everything is consensual, I don't see a problem. He should really use a condom though.
Hugh E. said @ 6:31pm GMT on 24th Jan
Barney the Dinowhore.
Ankylosaur said @ 8:07pm GMT on 24th Jan
Don't dino-shame him.
mechanical contrivance said @ 6:39pm GMT on 24th Jan
Why is Barney eating that lady? I thought he was a nice dinosaur.
arrowhen said @ 6:54pm GMT on 24th Jan
Don't judge, maybe she's into that!
mechanical contrivance said @ 7:08pm GMT on 24th Jan
vorarephilia
Hugh E. said @ 7:27pm GMT on 24th Jan
He's not "eating" her. He's "saying grace".
5th Earth said @ 9:07pm GMT on 24th Jan
Honestly, $350 for a 3-4 hour massage is not a bad rate.
rylex said @ 11:09pm GMT on 24th Jan
Hell, $350 for 3-4 hours of sex isn't that bad a rate either.
Dienes said @ 12:07am GMT on 25th Jan
I think that depends on the quality of the sex.
5th Earth said @ 4:17pm GMT on 25th Jan
Well, he's got glowing testimonials.
Abdul Alhazred said @ 7:17am GMT on 25th Jan
I can only imagine what secrets Raffi is hiding...

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