The thought of this made me y all over the place.

IFLS has certainly sold out, hasn't it?

It’s the hard hitting journalism we crave!

As a fair skinned, freckled red-head, my penis is so white it practically glows.
I'd be SO popular in Thailand!

Hi. If you're in need of money give me a call. We have an opportunity available. I can be reached at 1-800-Dik-swap.

So you're the one from Skin Deep ;)

The trick is to apply daily
...and vigorously.

I wish I had known this before spending all that money to have my penis darkened.

Penis darkening is irreversible too. Everyone knows that once you go black, you don't go back.

I spent a decent amount of time in the Philippines. They had "whitening" salons that people would go to. A couple of the people i worked with had visibly tried to make their complexions more white and i had gotten to know a couple enough to just ask them why they would possibly want to do that. They said that whiter complexion was seen as more beautiful and usually opened more career doors and made them more sought after.

I'm glad that I've never had to show my penis during a job interview.

Yeah yeah.. i was referring to skin that is normally visible..

Yep. The sad thing is Filipinos just accept it matter of factly as a way of life. Almost all famous Filipino celebrities have fair complexion and the ones with darker skinned or not as pretty are relegated to comedic or sidekick roles. And most of them are mixed race. Over the past decade, most of the Miss Universe contestants no longer had the natural Filipino beauty of yesteryears.

When my former nanny got married, her niece was the flower girl. The girl has dark brown skin so they put so much make up on her to make her look white and she looked like mime with bruises.

Dark skinned people are treated poorly.

So when Duterte ran for President, majority of Filipinos gravitated to him. Even though he's a corrupt politician and have ordered his men to kill dozens of people while he was mayor, he represented the rest of the country that people in the northern Philippines look down on.

I could go on about the topic, but yeah.

I wonder what was the safety reason on why the patient had his eyes covered, and by what where they covered whit? Looking like some sort of GiTS shit eye covering, is he cybering while getting his nether region bleached?

Maybe it is all just for looks? Their equipment (oh err!) looks to be a desk lamp, and old paper shredder, and the hose from an old Hoover. I say we gather our old electrical appliances, configure them into a convincing dick-bleaching rig and move to the Philippines and make some serious money. Maybe just spray the Philip-peen with turpentine so it is a bit sore and red for a few days, and tell them that is to be expected. Hand them an invoice. Repeat.

It's nearly as good as Homeopathy.

+1 Philip-peen.