Tuesday, 5 December 2017

'Time Capsule' Found in Jesus Statue—Where You Wouldn't Expect

quote [ During restorations on an 18th century statue of Jesus, preservationists found two 240-year-old letters in an unlikely place. ]

You should see what was hidden in his urethra
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[by satanspenis666@12:38amGMT]

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Dienes said @ 12:49am GMT on 5th Dec [Score:1 Underrated]
That was the first and only location I expected, honestly.
mechavolt said @ 12:51am GMT on 5th Dec [Score:1 Informative]
Menchi said @ 1:18am GMT on 5th Dec
" A copy was made and placed back into the buttocks to preserve Mínguez's intent."

Tagline.
captainstubing said @ 8:56am GMT on 5th Dec
"It's one of the most surprising discoveries made by the restoration group, they say."

Wait, there is better stuff than epistles shoved up the lords date?
mechanical contrivance said @ 2:43pm GMT on 5th Dec
What what?
cb361 said @ 4:21pm GMT on 5th Dec
The centuries-old statue was starting to show cracks and was coming loose from its cross

So would you, after a two hundred years with a bunch of papers up your arse.
Onix said @ 4:41pm GMT on 5th Dec
Sounds like the statue was trying to pass stuff though customs.

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