Saturday, 25 November 2017
quote [ Save some precious time with the automatic Celebrity Perv Apology Generator.
"I imagined that any woman would have been thrilled to see a tiny penis peeking out from below my pasty, middle-aged paunch like the head of a geriatric albino turtle moments from death, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong." ] I would like to make it clear that if you feel/felt slighted by my actions in the past, present or future, then I am ashamedly sorry for your misperceptions.
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