Tuesday, 14 November 2017
quote [ I offset the angle of the central eye bolt with the idea that It would be easier to connect it to, for example, a headboard (if I ever get one) or a collar (if we ever get one), etc. ]
Fuck-stuff is too damn expensive. Made my own. NSFW only for subject-matter.
If you don't know what a spreader bar is, it's basically something that allows you to cuff someone's body parts into a spread out position.
The plan was to do this (almost) as cheaply as possible while still being sturdy and comfortable. To that end, I made some decisions based on items and materials I already had available (before I was even thinking about doing this project). Materials needed: The Bar Materials Needed: The Cuffs I was able to buy everything I needed at two stores - a hardware store and a fabric store (in the US, Lowe's and Joann Fabrics) The total price is 91.60, but my 'cost' considering I already had some of the things I needed was ~$54.60. Not bad considering buying 4 cuffs will cost you at least that much. Construction The Bar Construction The Cuffs TL;DR: Make this
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sacrelicious said @ 6:38am GMT on 14th Nov
[Score:3]
here's one:
3 tsp vegetable glycerin 1/2 tsp xanthan gum stir together until completely mixed, then add 1/2 cup of water. you just made lube, give yourself a hand(job)! BONUS LEVEL: for cooling or warming sensations, add mint or cinnamon essential oils. |
rylex said @ 8:18am GMT on 14th Nov
[Score:2]
Dude... Im totally about to start making THC enhanced lube now.
Im not fucking joking. I just started work in a legit terpenoid extraction lab, so I have access to purified extracts now. |
mechanical contrivance said @ 2:06pm GMT on 14th Nov
That already exists, but I hear it doesn't do much to get you high.
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foobar said @ 7:29am GMT on 15th Nov
[Score:1 Informative]
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sacrelicious said @ 3:57pm GMT on 14th Nov
now LSD on the other hand...
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sacrelicious said[1] @ 4:50pm GMT on 14th Nov
btw, one word of warning: this will only be good for about a week unless you add some sort of preservative. so don't just stick it on your shelf thinking it'll be good for as long as you need it.
or you could keep it in your fridge, but cold lube could be a buzzkill. |
Dienes said @ 11:02pm GMT on 14th Nov
[Score:2 Funsightful]
I had some ladies' "enhancement gel" as a horny teen that I kept in the Drawer of Dirty Secrets of my bedstand. It was pretty neat stuff that had some mint oil or menthol or something delightfully tingly. One day, my boyfriend at the time wanted to try blindfolding me, which was all good and fun. However, while I was blindfolded, he rummaged in said Drawer and found the gel.
The instructions on the container said do not use any more than a drop or pea-sized amount. Unfortunately, being young and inexperienced, he operated on the principle that you didn't need to read instructions on anything. Being young and inexperienced, he also operated on the principle of more=better. He must've slathered on a good 1-2 tablespoons of the stuff before I realized what had happened and bolted from the room shrieking and burning to take a 45-minute shower that didn't help at all. So, uh, use in moderation, folks. |
sacrelicious said[1] @ 11:46pm GMT on 14th Nov
the last batch of lube I made I used about 2 drops of the mint oil (knowing it's strong stuff). it wasn't quite enough, so next time I'll try 3.
but as to the lube itself, you can use as much as you want. slather it all over the place. no problem, it's cheap and cleans up real easy. |
eggboy said @ 9:46pm GMT on 14th Nov
[Score:1 laz0r]
I got 800g of methylcellulose powder and no idea what I'm doing, but I hope it's enough to fill an inflatable kiddie pool.
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Onix said @ 4:33pm GMT on 14th Nov
[Score:2 Insightful]
Uh... pictures with a female model, please... In the buff... Uh, yeah.
OK, now I am feeling dirty for asking. |
@realCB361 said @ 5:08pm GMT on 14th Nov
Dirty Onix wants buff female models? I can grope any Miss Universe girls. What the hell is wrong with him?
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Onix said @ 6:40pm GMT on 14th Nov
Not buff, in the buff, as in the nude. Don't make feel any dirtier please.
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sacrelicious said @ 6:42pm GMT on 14th Nov
[Score:1 Interesting]
I agree. I prefer the buff female models to be the dom in this sort of scenario.
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Onix said @ 9:42pm GMT on 14th Nov
Is there a "I am in shame" mod here?
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mechanical contrivance said @ 9:56pm GMT on 14th Nov
[Score:2]
There is no shame on SE.
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Onix said @ 11:23pm GMT on 15th Nov
Thank you.
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SnappyNipples said @ 7:22pm GMT on 14th Nov
I can cure my hams with this...nice
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robotroadkill said @ 8:13pm GMT on 14th Nov
I thought that hams was incurable. Glad to hear they're making progress on this.
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sacrelicious said @ 8:33pm GMT on 14th Nov
the best cure for hams is a salty brine and hickory smoke.
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robotroadkill said[1] @ 8:18pm GMT on 14th Nov
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HoZay said @ 8:43pm GMT on 14th Nov
Bend over, I'll cure your hams.
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Mythtyn said @ 9:47pm GMT on 14th Nov
Bend over, i'll ham your curves.
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Dienes said @ 11:50pm GMT on 14th Nov
That reminds me, I've been meaning to watch Gerald's Game on Netflix.
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hellboy said @ 5:53am GMT on 15th Nov
I heard that was good. Let us know what you think.
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Dienes said @ 1:13pm GMT on 15th Nov
It was really good!
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hellboy said @ 5:32pm GMT on 15th Nov
I'm worried it's going to be a lot more Misery than Venus In Fur.
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Dienes said @ 8:32pm GMT on 15th Nov
I was curious as to how they would adapt it, since so much of it is in her head in the book. It certainly has differences, but I think its a pretty faithful adaptation. It had all the parts I wanted them to include, and all the ones I was afraid they would include.
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