Anarcho-Syndicalism -
Theory and Practice by Rudolf Rockner
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Sunday, 21 February 2016
quote [ Losing weight and getting fit has never been easier! Shed those unwanted pounds with these simple tricks your gym doesn't want you to know about. You won't believe what happens next! ]
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mechavolt said @ 1:11pm GMT on 21st February
Seeing as everyone else is posting their trials and tribulations, I guess I'll share mine.
Step 1. Join the military. Get as fit as you have ever been in your life.
Step 2. Quit the military. Rebel against all disciplined exercise. Gain 60 pounds slowly over 5 years, so you don't really notice it.
Step 3. Attend an academic conference. Realize that the suit you wore 5 years ago no longer fits. Cry in self loathing.
Step 4. Start cooking healthier meals and get more active. Lose 20 pounds in a year.
Step 5. Celebrate your success with a few months of unhealthy eating. Gain 5 of those pounds back. Cry in self loathing.
mechavolt said @ 1:12pm GMT on 21st February
Seeing as everyone else is posting their trials and tribulations, I guess I'll share mine.
Step 1. Join the military. Get as fit as you have ever been in your life.
Step 2. Quit the military. Rebel against all disciplined exercise. Gain 60 pounds slowly over 5 years, so you don't really notice it.
Step 3. Attend an academic conference. Realize that the suit you wore 5 years ago no longer fits. Cry in self loathing.
Step 4. Start cooking healthier meals and get more active. Lose 15 pounds in a year.
Step 5. Celebrate your success with a few months of unhealthy eating. Gain 5 of those pounds back. Cry in self loathing.
mechavolt said @ 1:13pm GMT on 21st February
Seeing as everyone else is posting their trials and tribulations, I guess I'll share mine.
Step 1. Join the military. Get as fit as you have ever been in your life.
Step 2. Quit the military. Rebel against all disciplined exercise. Gain 60 pounds slowly over 5 years, so you don't really notice it.
Step 3. Attend an academic conference. Realize the night before that the suit you wore 5 years ago no longer fits. Scramble to a Men's Warehouse to buy the cheapest ill-fitting suit you can find at the last second. Cry in self loathing.
Step 4. Start cooking healthier meals and get more active. Lose 15 pounds in a year.
Step 5. Celebrate your success with a few months of unhealthy eating. Gain 5 of those pounds back. Cry in self loathing.
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mechavolt said @ 1:11pm GMT on 21st February [Score:2]
Seeing as everyone else is posting their trials and tribulations, I guess I'll share mine.
Step 1. Join the military. Get as fit as you have ever been in your life.
Step 2. Quit the military. Rebel against all disciplined exercise. Gain 60 pounds slowly over 5 years, so you don't really notice it.
Step 3. Attend an academic conference. Realize the night before that the suit you wore 5 years ago no longer fits. Scramble to a Men's Warehouse to buy the cheapest ill-fitting suit you can find at the last second. Cry in self loathing.
Step 4. Start cooking healthier meals and get more active. Lose 15 pounds in a year.
Step 5. Celebrate your success with a few months of unhealthy eating. Gain 5 of those pounds back. Cry in self loathing.
