Thursday, 14 January 2016

Finally Militia gets the supplies it needs - or rather, the supplies it deserves.

quote [ Opponents of the men currently occupying a federal building in Oregon are using the weapon of humor and ridicule by sending dozens of dildos and other penis-shaped presents to the armed militants.

Calling it “hate mail”, “militia” organizer Jon Ritzheimer is refusing to bend over and take it, after posting a video on Facebook complaining about the special ‘packages’. ]

I think this is pretty damned funny but someone needs to send them this as well.
http://www.amazon.ca/Passion-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant-Gallon/dp/B005MR3IVO
[NSFW] [politics] [+4 Funny]
[by gendo666]
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perezoso said @ 7:30pm GMT on 14th January
The feds are just waiting patiently and not providing the provocation that these dildos so desperately desire. True, they might get a pass on some of the most severe criminal charges they should face, but I'm betting that they will be charged with enough on the criminal side and they will be absolutely inundated with civil claims when this is over. They may have forfeited assets, garnished wages, endless proceedings and lawsuits, yadda yadda yadda... They won't escape the consequences for the rest of their lives. It'll be there in the mail every day, anther installment to pay back the county, another hearing in another suit.

At least that the way it should work. They don't go out with a bang or a spectacular conviction. Rather, they just slowly and quietly die away from a thousand legal bites, swamped in the bureaucracy, forever indebted, mired in a swamp of claims.


perezoso said @ 7:43pm GMT on 14th January
The feds are just waiting patiently and not providing the provocation that these dildos so desperately desire. True, they might get a pass on some of the most severe criminal charges they should face, but I'm betting that they will be charged with enough on the criminal side and they will be absolutely inundated with civil claims when this is over. They may have forfeited assets, garnished wages, endless proceedings and lawsuits, yadda yadda yadda... They won't escape the consequences for the rest of their lives. It'll be there in the mail every day, anther installment to pay back the county, another hearing in another suit.

At least that the way it should work. They don't go out with a bang or a spectacular conviction. Rather, they just slowly and quietly die away from a thousand legal bites, swamped in the bureaucracy, forever indebted, mired in a thicket of claims.



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perezoso said @ 7:30pm GMT on 14th January
The feds are just waiting patiently and not providing the provocation that these dildos so desperately desire. True, they might get a pass on some of the most severe criminal charges they should face, but I'm betting that they will be charged with enough on the criminal side and they will be absolutely inundated with civil claims when this is over. They may have forfeited assets, garnished wages, endless proceedings and lawsuits, yadda yadda yadda... They won't escape the consequences for the rest of their lives. It'll be there in the mail every day, anther installment to pay back the county, another hearing in another suit.

At least that the way it should work. They don't go out with a bang or a spectacular conviction. Rather, they just slowly and quietly die away from a thousand legal bites, swamped in the bureaucracy, forever indebted, mired in a thicket of claims.




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