Wednesday, 9 September 2015

AskSE: Fifteen Albums Forever

quote [ Take 15 minutes to list 15 albums you'll never forget and will always stick with you. List why the album will stick with you, because really, who wants to just read lists. ]

It's a stupid Facebook meme that's wound up hugely popular in my social circle - and it's genuinely fascinating to see what people love and why. This isn't a "list your top fifteen", any fifteen will do - so long as they were memorable and influenced you, and yes, that includes albums that negatively influenced you as well.

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My fifteen. Not in any particular order. I don't even want to try putting it in order of favorites.



Rush - 2112

The album that cemented my love for Rush forever. Admittedly, I'm not a huge fan of the second half, but the title track is a brilliant masterpiece. I like the dystopian sci-fi feel, and Lifeson's guitar is perfect - especially during the "Discovery" section, where he goes from untuned open chords to his typical mastery. After the failure of the previous album, this was supposed to be the one that brought Rush into line and make them start churning out hard rock singles and sucking up to the record company - and instead, they decided to give the music industry the middle finger and go out with a bang. And they established their legacy, slipped the leash of the record company forever, and locked in a career of over forty years and eighteen albums.



Slayer - Reign in Blood

Thirty-five minutes of vicious, brutal metal onslaught. It brings rage and fury, and when it's done it carries my own away, and I feel shriven, like a new man. Also, Tom Araya's delivery of brilliant lyrics is perfect.



Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

I have an ongoing argument with virtually everyone I know, whether or not this album is better than Dark Side of the Moon - and I favor, ever so slightly, this one. There's something bleak and melancholic about the whole album, a paean of loss. A slow build with "Shine On You Crazy Diamond", then two scathing indictments of the music industry ("Welcome to the Machine" and "Have a Cigar"). The title track is a quiet tone poem to loneliness and despair, and then the slow letdown of "Shine On You Crazy Diamond Pt. II" completes the cycle. A mirror on my own mood all too often.



30 Seconds to Mars - 30 Seconds to Mars

Space rock. And yes, it gets a lot of flak for being an "emo" album, but I like the techy, ethereal sci-fi vibe it puts off. I can put this album on repeat, fire up the original Mass Effect, and spend hours fucking around with the planetary side quests - it's a perfect fit of music and game.



Metallica - Master of Puppets

Every single song on this album is a perfect gem of thrash metal. From an ode to rage ("Battery") to despair ("Welcome Home Sanitarium") to Cthulhu Mythos ("The Thing That Should Not Be") to almost downtempo funk ("Orion"), it's brilliant and perfect in every way - and I dig on that solo in the title track.



Two Steps from Hell - Invincible

You know that uplifting music from movie trailers, the stuff that makes you feel like you could kick ass and conquer the world and live victoriously forever? Here's a whole album of that. I can't listen to it and not start putting together the most awesome epic movie in my head.



Lamb of God - Sacrament

Randy Blythe, the lead singer, was widely known as an alcoholic douche - and the rest of the band wrote an entire album calling him out on it. And to his credit, he sang every bit of it with everything he had. It's their slickest and most heavily produced album, but it's also easily their best. The standouts are "Descending", a song dedicated to losing everything to alcohol, and "Walk With Me In Hell" - in an album full of "you're an asshole and we hate you", this is the song saying "but we still love you and we're not giving up on you, no matter how dark this road becomes."



Judas Priest - Painkiller

At a time when thrash metal was dying, being eaten alive by grunge, Judas Priest released one of the thrashiest metal albums ever. It's one of those untold wonders of the musical world, and proof that Judas Priest still had it in spades, even after two previous albums of metal-lite.



Led Zeppelin - IV

Again with the arguments - everyone else likes II better - but to my mind, this was the apex of Zeppelin. The Tolkien-inspired track "Battle of Evermore" is my personal favorite, followed closely by the bluesy "When The Levee Breaks". And of course the one Zeppelin song everyone knows, "Stairway to Heaven", which rightfully deserves it's status - catch that exact moment it goes from folk ballad to rock masterpiece, when Bonham brings in the drums.



Iron Maiden - Best of the Beast

Why yes, there is a "greatest hits" album on my list. But this is one of those perfect condensations of a band's output that captures them perfectly. Even at it's darkest it's still high-tempo and powerful. Note the live version of "Fear of the Dark", and the audience singing along to a guitar part. This is the album that got me into heavy metal.



The Moody Blues - Days of Future Passed

This album started off as a record company asking a struggling blues band to record Antonin Dvorak's Symphony no. 9 as a demonstration album. It wound up as an orchestral rock masterpiece, a concept album of a day in the life of an average man. The album covers a lot of ground in it's playtime, bouncing for orchestral to hard rock to blues to pop to spoken-word poetry. We all know "Nights in White Satin" (although you might not know of the poem that ends it - the best part), but for me, the crowning song is "Tuesday Afternoon".



Guns n' Roses - Use Your Illusion (Walmart Special)

Apparently Walmart at some point commissioned a "greatest hits" version of the double album release of Use Your Illusion I & II, and I, as a young man buying his very first set of CDs (some of which were very poor choices), had no idea. Even so, it's a pretty solid selection of the albums.



Black Sabbath - Paranoid

The "Black Sabbath Sound" didn't premier until the next album, Masters of Reality, but this is Sabbath at their best. The title track is of special note - the band threw it together while driving to record the album as a filler track, and it turned out solid enough to name the album after.



Deep Purple - Machine Head

One of the early founding fathers of heavy metal. I always have to play "Space Truckin'" when I'm on a road trip, and "Highway Star" when I feel like flooring it. That super-technical guitar you hear isn't a guitar - it's Jon Lord passing a Hammond organ through a Marshal stack.



Gorillaz - Demon Days

Here's where I get a little weird - a cartoon band, blending hip-hop, rock, and pop. It's also an extended diss track aimed straight at the excesses of the modern world.

And my dishonorable mention:



Kid Rock - The History of Rock

This is the album that makes me want to build a time machine just so I can go back and bitchslap my eighteen-year-old self. There is nothing redeeming or acceptable about this album - Kid Cock rips off fucking everything, from rap to metal to country, to produce an album that can't even be so bad it's good - it just mediocre nu-metal bullshit. I consider the summer I spent listening to this album a complete waste of my life, and that even takes into consideration it was the summer I lost my virginity - thankfully not to this album.
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arrowhen said @ 12:37am GMT on 10th September
15 is a tricky number. It's easy to come up with a top five, but when you go further than that it's hard to narrow it down from, like, a top 200. In no particular order...

"Weird Al" Yankovic -- In 3D
This was the very first album I ever bought. The first of many. Shortly thereafter was my first ever argument with some moron about how my favorite artist was an underrated genius and their musical tastes were stupid and wrong. The first of many.

Joy Division -- The Peel Sessions
I like everything Joy Division ever did, but this is them at their best. Unencumbered by Martin Hannett's wanky, cocaine-addled overproduction and the sloppiness and technical difficulties that often marred their live performances, this is like being a fly on the wall at a really good rehearsal session.

The Cure -- Pornography
The absolute pinnacle of depressing 80s music, this album will make you miserable if you're happy or happy if you're miserable. The albums before this were good, and even during their pathetic 30 year descent into fat old jam band territory afterwards the put out a couple of good numbers, but for me this is the album that will always be synonymous with The Cure.

The Accüsed -- Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told
I was in high school when this album came out in 1988. At my school, you might like punk or metal, but never both. The punk kids and metal kids hung out together, because there weren't enough weird kids to sustain multiple weird music cliques, but we never listened to each other's music. By 1989 every kid who owned more than three black tee shirts had a copy of this album, and no one thought it was weird to skateboard to a mix-tape that had both Dead Kennedys and, like, Nuclear Assault or whatever on it.

Operation Ivy -- Energy
Yeah, yeah, I know, ska-core. This one was good, though. In my early adult years I got through many long shifts at various shitty industrial temp jobs by singing basically this entire album in my head.

The Tear Garden -- Tired Eyes Slowly Burning
A side project by members of Skinny Puppy and The Legendary Pink Dots; imagine an alternate universe where Pink Floyd first formed in 1986 and recorded The Piper at the Gates of Dawn with synthesizers instead of guitars. The standout track is the 16 minute "You and Me and Rainbows", an epic yet at the same time harrowingly ordinary personal tragedy of love, loss, and the hope for redemption under the shadow of addiction.

Sonic Youth -- Sister
If you could convert Philip K. Dick's brain into sound waves, this would be the result.

Subhumans -- The Day the Country Died
A lot of 80s anarcho-punk can be pretty dour stuff, grim accounts of the struggle to survive with your ideals intact beneath the crushing weight of Reagan/Thatcher conformity. The Subhumans never forgot that just because you want to fight the system and smash the state doesn't mean you're not allowed to have a good time.

Led Zeppelin -- Led Zeppelin II
Anyone from Seattle who's never fucked to a Led Zeppelin album is secretly from Portland.

Hardfloor -- TB Resuscitation
This is less "listening to an album" and more "plugging a meditation chip into your cranial jack to defrag your brain."

Dead Kennedys -- Plastic Surgery Disasters
Their earlier stuff was good but inconsistent, and too much of their later work was just the band noodling for ten minutes behind Jello's meandering rants, but this album was laser focused: tightly crafted, insightful lyrics and top-notch musicianship with just the right blend of energy and variety.

Hammerbox -- Hammerbox
Name any Seattle grunge band in existence in 1990 and I probably saw Hammerbox open for them at least once, probably in a shitty little venue where we all looked at each other like, "What the fuck? These guys are way too good to be playing here!" before jumping in the pit and moshing our fool heads off. In a better world, this band would have been huge. I just think that the combination of powerful yet melodic female vocals and musicians who could actually play their instruments very well fell too far outside the narrow definition of "grunge" that the major labels decided to package up and sell to the rest of the world.

(My brush with stardom: the guitar player for Hammerbox once asked me to fetch a roll of duct tape for them while they were setting up for a show at the OK Hotel.)

Black Sabbath -- Paranoid
Crushing riffs, pounding drums, lyrics about war and the devil. Pretty standard stuff, right? Except this was nineteen fucking seventy and everyone else was still strumming acoustic guitars and singing about flowers and unicorns and shit.

U2 -- October
All throughout high school, whenever I first met a girl I liked, I'd end up going for a bike ride with October in my Walkman. I never planned it that way, it was never "Oh, hey, I like a girl, time to go listen to U2 on a bicycle," but it was still an inevitable part of the process. Coasting slightly too fast down a hill to the opening piano part from "I Fall Down"? Yup, that's exactly what a new crush feels like.

Sinéad O'Connor -- The Lion and the Cobra
I once called the local college radio station and scolded the DJ for pronouncing "Sinéad" wrong. That's the kind of shit we did back when there was no internet.



arrowhen said @ 12:42am GMT on 10th September
15 is a tricky number. It's easy to come up with a top five, but when you go further than that it's hard to narrow it down from, like, a top 200. In no particular order...

"Weird Al" Yankovic -- In 3D
This was the very first album I ever bought. The first of many. Shortly thereafter was my first ever argument with some moron about how my favorite artist was an underrated genius and their musical tastes were stupid and wrong. The first of many.

Joy Division -- The Peel Sessions
I like everything Joy Division ever did, but this is them at their best. Unencumbered by Martin Hannett's wanky, cocaine-addled overproduction and the sloppiness and technical difficulties that often marred their live performances, this is like being a fly on the wall at a really good rehearsal session.

The Cure -- Pornography
The absolute pinnacle of depressing 80s music, this album will make you miserable if you're happy or happy if you're miserable. The albums before this were good, and even during their pathetic 30 year descent into fat old jam band territory afterwards they put out a couple of good numbers, but for me this is the album that will always be synonymous with The Cure.

The Accüsed -- Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told
I was in high school when this album came out in 1988. At my school, you might like punk or metal, but never both. The punk kids and metal kids hung out together, because there weren't enough weird kids to sustain multiple weird music cliques, but we never listened to each other's music. By 1989 every kid who owned more than three black tee shirts had a copy of this album, and no one thought it was weird to skateboard to a mix-tape that had both Dead Kennedys and, like, Nuclear Assault or whatever on it.

Operation Ivy -- Energy
Yeah, yeah, I know, ska-core. This one was good, though. In my early adult years I got through many long shifts at various shitty industrial temp jobs by singing basically this entire album in my head.

The Tear Garden -- Tired Eyes Slowly Burning
A side project by members of Skinny Puppy and The Legendary Pink Dots; imagine an alternate universe where Pink Floyd first formed in 1986 and recorded The Piper at the Gates of Dawn with synthesizers instead of guitars. The standout track is the 16 minute "You and Me and Rainbows", an epic yet at the same time harrowingly ordinary personal tragedy of love, loss, and the hope for redemption under the shadow of addiction.

Sonic Youth -- Sister
If you could convert Philip K. Dick's brain into sound waves, this would be the result.

Subhumans -- The Day the Country Died
A lot of 80s anarcho-punk can be pretty dour stuff, grim accounts of the struggle to survive with your ideals intact beneath the crushing weight of Reagan/Thatcher conformity. The Subhumans never forgot that just because you want to fight the system and smash the state doesn't mean you're not allowed to have a good time.

Led Zeppelin -- Led Zeppelin II
Anyone from Seattle who's never fucked to a Led Zeppelin album is secretly from Portland.

Hardfloor -- TB Resuscitation
This is less "listening to an album" and more "plugging a meditation chip into your cranial jack to defrag your brain."

Dead Kennedys -- Plastic Surgery Disasters
Their earlier stuff was good but inconsistent, and too much of their later work was just the band noodling for ten minutes behind Jello's meandering rants, but this album was laser focused: tightly crafted, insightful lyrics and top-notch musicianship with just the right blend of energy and variety.

Hammerbox -- Hammerbox
Name any Seattle grunge band in existence in 1990 and I probably saw Hammerbox open for them at least once, probably in a shitty little venue where we all looked at each other like, "What the fuck? These guys are way too good to be playing here!" before jumping in the pit and moshing our fool heads off. In a better world, this band would have been huge. I just think that the combination of powerful yet melodic female vocals and musicians who could actually play their instruments very well fell too far outside the narrow definition of "grunge" that the major labels decided to package up and sell to the rest of the world.

(My brush with stardom: the guitar player for Hammerbox once asked me to fetch a roll of duct tape for them while they were setting up for a show at the OK Hotel.)

Black Sabbath -- Paranoid
Crushing riffs, pounding drums, lyrics about war and the devil. Pretty standard stuff, right? Except this was nineteen fucking seventy and everyone else was still strumming acoustic guitars and singing about flowers and unicorns and shit.

U2 -- October
All throughout high school, whenever I first met a girl I liked, I'd end up going for a bike ride with October in my Walkman. I never planned it that way, it was never "Oh, hey, I like a girl, time to go listen to U2 on a bicycle," but it was still an inevitable part of the process. Coasting slightly too fast down a hill to the opening piano part from "I Fall Down"? Yup, that's exactly what a new crush feels like.

Sinéad O'Connor -- The Lion and the Cobra
I once called the local college radio station and scolded the DJ for pronouncing "Sinéad" wrong. That's the kind of shit we did back when there was no internet.




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arrowhen said @ 12:37am GMT on 10th September [Score:1 laz0r]
15 is a tricky number. It's easy to come up with a top five, but when you go further than that it's hard to narrow it down from, like, a top 200. In no particular order...

"Weird Al" Yankovic -- In 3D
This was the very first album I ever bought. The first of many. Shortly thereafter was my first ever argument with some moron about how my favorite artist was an underrated genius and their musical tastes were stupid and wrong. The first of many.

Joy Division -- The Peel Sessions
I like everything Joy Division ever did, but this is them at their best. Unencumbered by Martin Hannett's wanky, cocaine-addled overproduction and the sloppiness and technical difficulties that often marred their live performances, this is like being a fly on the wall at a really good rehearsal session.

The Cure -- Pornography
The absolute pinnacle of depressing 80s music, this album will make you miserable if you're happy or happy if you're miserable. The albums before this were good, and even during their pathetic 30 year descent into fat old jam band territory afterwards they put out a couple of good numbers, but for me this is the album that will always be synonymous with The Cure.

The Accüsed -- Martha Splatterhead's Maddest Stories Ever Told
I was in high school when this album came out in 1988. At my school, you might like punk or metal, but never both. The punk kids and metal kids hung out together, because there weren't enough weird kids to sustain multiple weird music cliques, but we never listened to each other's music. By 1989 every kid who owned more than three black tee shirts had a copy of this album, and no one thought it was weird to skateboard to a mix-tape that had both Dead Kennedys and, like, Nuclear Assault or whatever on it.

Operation Ivy -- Energy
Yeah, yeah, I know, ska-core. This one was good, though. In my early adult years I got through many long shifts at various shitty industrial temp jobs by singing basically this entire album in my head.

The Tear Garden -- Tired Eyes Slowly Burning
A side project by members of Skinny Puppy and The Legendary Pink Dots; imagine an alternate universe where Pink Floyd first formed in 1986 and recorded The Piper at the Gates of Dawn with synthesizers instead of guitars. The standout track is the 16 minute "You and Me and Rainbows", an epic yet at the same time harrowingly ordinary personal tragedy of love, loss, and the hope for redemption under the shadow of addiction.

Sonic Youth -- Sister
If you could convert Philip K. Dick's brain into sound waves, this would be the result.

Subhumans -- The Day the Country Died
A lot of 80s anarcho-punk can be pretty dour stuff, grim accounts of the struggle to survive with your ideals intact beneath the crushing weight of Reagan/Thatcher conformity. The Subhumans never forgot that just because you want to fight the system and smash the state doesn't mean you're not allowed to have a good time.

Led Zeppelin -- Led Zeppelin II
Anyone from Seattle who's never fucked to a Led Zeppelin album is secretly from Portland.

Hardfloor -- TB Resuscitation
This is less "listening to an album" and more "plugging a meditation chip into your cranial jack to defrag your brain."

Dead Kennedys -- Plastic Surgery Disasters
Their earlier stuff was good but inconsistent, and too much of their later work was just the band noodling for ten minutes behind Jello's meandering rants, but this album was laser focused: tightly crafted, insightful lyrics and top-notch musicianship with just the right blend of energy and variety.

Hammerbox -- Hammerbox
Name any Seattle grunge band in existence in 1990 and I probably saw Hammerbox open for them at least once, probably in a shitty little venue where we all looked at each other like, "What the fuck? These guys are way too good to be playing here!" before jumping in the pit and moshing our fool heads off. In a better world, this band would have been huge. I just think that the combination of powerful yet melodic female vocals and musicians who could actually play their instruments very well fell too far outside the narrow definition of "grunge" that the major labels decided to package up and sell to the rest of the world.

(My brush with stardom: the guitar player for Hammerbox once asked me to fetch a roll of duct tape for them while they were setting up for a show at the OK Hotel.)

Black Sabbath -- Paranoid
Crushing riffs, pounding drums, lyrics about war and the devil. Pretty standard stuff, right? Except this was nineteen fucking seventy and everyone else was still strumming acoustic guitars and singing about flowers and unicorns and shit.

U2 -- October
All throughout high school, whenever I first met a girl I liked, I'd end up going for a bike ride with October in my Walkman. I never planned it that way, it was never "Oh, hey, I like a girl, time to go listen to U2 on a bicycle," but it was still an inevitable part of the process. Coasting slightly too fast down a hill to the opening piano part from "I Fall Down"? Yup, that's exactly what a new crush feels like.

Sinéad O'Connor -- The Lion and the Cobra
I once called the local college radio station and scolded the DJ for pronouncing "Sinéad" wrong. That's the kind of shit we did back when there was no internet.





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