Wednesday, 15 May 2019

The Navy's probe into sky penis

quote [ "Balls are going to be a little lopsided," the pilot advised.

"Balls are complete," he reported moments later. "I just gotta navigate a little bit over here for the shaft."

"Which way is the shaft going?" the Electronic Warfare Officer asked.

"The shaft will go to the left," the pilot answered.

"It's gonna be a wide shaft," the EWO noted.

"I don’t wanna make it just like 3 balls," the pilot said.

"Let's do it," the EWO said. "Oh, the head of that penis is going to be thick."

"Some like Chinese weather satellite right now that's like, 'what the (expletive)?'" the pilot surmised. ]

In the Navy! Yes, you contrail a big pee-pee!
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[by Ankylosaur]
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rylex said @ 4:20am GMT on 16th May
...unless, it is that fucking hard.

rylex said @ 4:21am GMT on 16th May
...unless, it is that fucking hard.

i meant the penis, not the explanation



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rylex said @ 4:20am GMT on 16th May
...unless, it is that fucking hard.

i meant the penis, not the explanation




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