When They Severed Earth from Sky -
How the Human Mind Shapes Myth
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Wednesday, 15 May 2019
quote [ "Balls are going to be a little lopsided," the pilot advised.
"Balls are complete," he reported moments later. "I just gotta navigate a little bit over here for the shaft." "Which way is the shaft going?" the Electronic Warfare Officer asked. "The shaft will go to the left," the pilot answered. "It's gonna be a wide shaft," the EWO noted. "I don’t wanna make it just like 3 balls," the pilot said. "Let's do it," the EWO said. "Oh, the head of that penis is going to be thick." "Some like Chinese weather satellite right now that's like, 'what the (expletive)?'" the pilot surmised. ] In the Navy! Yes, you contrail a big pee-pee!
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robotroadkill said @ 3:09am GMT on 16th May
[Score:3 Underrated]
'she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were,” the station reported.'
Why are parents so shitty about explaining things to their kids? "Tommy it's a penis" isn't that fucking hard. |
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avid said @ 3:56pm GMT on 16th May
[Score:1 Funny]
This lady is just a Karen. If her kids don't know a dick when they see one, they aren't going to ask what this is.
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hellboy said @ 4:03am GMT on 16th May
Tommy probably has a desk or locker at school covered in them. He may have even drawn one or two himself. Or he will at some point.
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Dienes said @ 12:09pm GMT on 16th May
Or, to the parent's eternal horror, Tommy may even have a penis himself!
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hellboy said @ 10:01pm GMT on 16th May
What!? Inconceivable!
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rylex said[1] @ 4:20am GMT on 16th May
...unless, it is that fucking hard.
i meant the penis, not the explanation |
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mechanical contrivance said @ 1:47pm GMT on 16th May
The hardness makes it harder.
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cb361 said @ 5:02pm GMT on 16th May
The hardness makes the fucking easier.
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rylex said @ 12:08am GMT on 17th May
would this be a positive feedback or negative feedback loop?
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snowfox said @ 5:43am GMT on 17th May
[Score:1 Insightful]
This is hardly the stupidest thing we fund with our military budget. Frankly, the world would be a better place if all we did was make sky dicks.
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Abdul Alhazred said @ 9:57pm GMT on 16th May
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zarathustra said @ 1:51am GMT on 17th May
Going on up to the Penis in the sky. That's were I'm going to go when I die.
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