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Monday, 1 October 2018
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Oklahoma to this day still prohibits porn that shows penetration. This was it, the first hardcore porn I ever watched, at the age of 17.
#mysecondporno - The Erotic Adventures of Candy. I remember this one being so hilarious I could barely jerk to it. Sadly the memory was funnier than the reality.
I wish I could post #mythirdporno, because it was a dadaist masterpiece of social commentary. Sadly, though, it only existed on one tape. See, my social circle knew a guy who was, in hindsight, a deeply closeted homosexual man. He was also the bad sort of fundamentalist Christian, and so was his wife. I got this eighth-hand, after it had been swiped from this guy by a fellow acquaintance and passed around as a shock video between us. As the story goes, the guys wife wanted to record a religious program and grabbed this tape. She asked him what was on it, and he panicked, afraid she would discover his hidden shame, and said "Oh, it's blank!" She said "Great!", popped it in, and hit record. I don't even remember what it was called, only that it was cheaply produced and all the stars were fugly as hell. Standard "seduce the pizza guy" plot, and right when some action is about to start happening *bam* BILLY GRAHAM'S POWER HOUR! Then, after an interminable hour of the worst proselytizing (or five minutes of fast-forwards), Billy Graham makes his final prayer for the salvation of your soul and bids you goodnight *bam* ugly mustachioed man sucking another man's penis. We all recoiled in horror, but some twenty years later, two gay guys going at it is the perfect response to anything Billy Graham ever had to say.
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hellboy said @ 1:54am GMT on 3rd October
I don't remember the first hardcore porn I saw, because I didn't have private access to a VCR until I was in my mid-20s. I saw bits and pieces of stuff on stolen cable or at parties or in a neighbor's dorm room in college, and thought it was all terrible; there was one movie about a wedding that did actually try to be funny (and succeeded), but I didn't see enough of it to remember more than that.
The first softcore porn I remember watching was a Swedish movie called "Liz", which has never been released on DVD as far as I can tell. All I can find online is this:
LIZ (1976) Trailer
...which is pretty funny in its own way (and ironic, considering I did see the movie on TV, on some late-night cable while I was in high school and staying at a friend's house).
I later got into other Euro-porn like Emmanuelle 2, Joy & Joan and The Story of O, but I still don't remember the first hardcore porn I actually jerked off to. I always preferred some kind of story over the usual fake boobs, fake blondes, and white high-heel shoes in bed. I think the first hardcore porn I remember by name was Fashionistas, with Rocco Siffredi and Belladonna, but that was years later.
hellboy said @ 1:55am GMT on 3rd October
I don't remember the first hardcore porn movie I saw, because I didn't have private access to a VCR until I was in my mid-20s. I saw bits and pieces of stuff on stolen cable or at parties or in a neighbor's dorm room in college, and thought it was all terrible; there was one movie about a wedding that did actually try to be funny (and succeeded), but I didn't see enough of it to remember more than that.
The first softcore porn I remember watching was a Swedish movie called "Liz", which has never been released on DVD as far as I can tell. All I can find online is this:
LIZ (1976) Trailer
...which is pretty funny in its own way (and ironic, considering I did see the movie on TV, on some late-night cable while I was in high school and staying at a friend's house).
I later got into other Euro-porn like Emmanuelle 2, Joy & Joan and The Story of O, but I still don't remember the first hardcore porn I actually jerked off to. I always preferred some kind of story over the usual fake boobs, fake blondes, and white high-heel shoes in bed. I think the first hardcore porn I remember by name was Fashionistas, with Rocco Siffredi and Belladonna, but that was years later.
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hellboy said @ 1:54am GMT on 3rd October [Score:1 Funny]
I don't remember the first hardcore porn movie I saw, because I didn't have private access to a VCR until I was in my mid-20s. I saw bits and pieces of stuff on stolen cable or at parties or in a neighbor's dorm room in college, and thought it was all terrible; there was one movie about a wedding that did actually try to be funny (and succeeded), but I didn't see enough of it to remember more than that.
The first softcore porn I remember watching was a Swedish movie called "Liz", which has never been released on DVD as far as I can tell. All I can find online is this:
LIZ (1976) Trailer
...which is pretty funny in its own way (and ironic, considering I did see the movie on TV, on some late-night cable while I was in high school and staying at a friend's house).
I later got into other Euro-porn like Emmanuelle 2, Joy & Joan and The Story of O, but I still don't remember the first hardcore porn I actually jerked off to. I always preferred some kind of story over the usual fake boobs, fake blondes, and white high-heel shoes in bed. I think the first hardcore porn I remember by name was Fashionistas, with Rocco Siffredi and Belladonna, but that was years later.
