Sunday, 15 October 2017

The Cig Economy For Crows

quote [ Cigarette filters, you find them in the park next to you in the grass, in dirty ditches and under your shoes. What if we could find a way to collect these butts from all corners of our city and precious parks? With crows, that have become perfectly adapted to city life, we can! By training crows to recognize and pick up cigarette filters we can solve this tenacious problem of city pollution. It is the Crowbar that does the training for us and gives out food as a reward. ]

Enjoy the gravy train while you can, crows. You'll be replaced by drones soon enough.
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[by Ankylosaur]
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lilmookieesquire said @ 3:08pm GMT on 15th October
That's because the CEO crow needed to make sure that the shareholder interests were met. The other crows need supervision. They could be lazy or committing fraud. Even the best intentioned crows get lazy and complacent. The treat that dispenses belongs to "the crowbar" not the crows- and it is the job of the CEO crow to make sure the ROI on these treats meets and exceeds last quarter's efficiencies. Of course it's natural, the job of CEO being daunting, and fundamental to the environment, that the CEO crow receive proper compensation and eat every other treat. Not because we desire that, but because otherwise efficiency will drop and the world will be littered with cigarette butts. Is that what you want? A world littered with cigarette butts while young and talented entrepreneurs of "The Crowbar" go out of business?



lilmookieesquire said @ 3:08pm GMT on 15th October
That's because the CEO crow needed to make sure that the shareholder interests were met. The other crows need supervision. They could be lazy or committing fraud. Even the best intentioned crows get lazy and complacent. The treat that dispenses belongs to "the crowbar" not the crows- and it is the job of the CEO crow to make sure the ROI on these treats meets and exceeds last quarter's efficiencies. Of course it's natural, the job of CEO being daunting, and fundamental to the environment, that the CEO crow receive proper compensation and eat every other treat. Not because we desire that, but because otherwise efficiency will drop and the world will be littered with cigarette butts. Is that what you want? A world littered with cigarette butts while young and talented entrepreneurs of "The Crowbar" go out of business?
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lilmookieesquire said @ 3:08pm GMT on 15th October [Score:3]
That's because the CEO crow needed to make sure that the shareholder interests were met. The other crows need supervision. They could be lazy or committing fraud. Even the best intentioned crows get lazy and complacent. The treat that dispenses belongs to "the crowbar" not the crows- and it is the job of the CEO crow to make sure the ROI on these treats meets and exceeds last quarter's efficiencies. Of course it's natural, the job of CEO being daunting, and fundamental to the environment, that the CEO crow receive proper compensation and eat every other treat. Not because we desire that, but because otherwise efficiency will drop and the world will be littered with cigarette butts. Is that what you want? A world littered with cigarette butts while young and talented entrepreneurs of "The Crowbar" go out of business?
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