random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

I meant nipples - crwk8

this isn't Reddit - theolypse

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

it's almost like having friends - cb361

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