all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai