A Testament of Hope -
The Essential Writings and Speeches of Martin Luther King, Jr.
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r