random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r



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