random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

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