random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

fap 'til you puke - kang

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

because war is awesome in movies - sanepride

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

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