Sphero -
OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
fap 'til you puke - kang
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
