random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

fap 'til you puke - kang

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox



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