random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

surprise dick is my favourite - kitten

which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse

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