random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

eat clit or die! - vahid

LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz



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