random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

fap 'til you puke - kang

nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

eat clit or die! - vahid

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

the Internet Bra - fifthSpango

I wonder if it's the kind of stuff JOECAM might have liked - EPT

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

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