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OMG!!! It's a BB-8, App-Enabled Droid!!!
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin