random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

never read comments - theolypse

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori

some pron in the extended - dook_sucks

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

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