random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

cunning ignorance - kichijoii

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

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