Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
