random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

Yes, I know all of these things. - donnie - KingPellinore

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

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