random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth. - tamp

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

typed this one-handed - uncletim

defiantly masturbating material - tamp

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

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