random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten

I want it so badly - Wadysseus

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

it's almost like having friends - cb361

she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

let crazy put its dick in you - cb361

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