random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context

it's almost like having friends - cb361

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm



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