Lies My Teacher Told Me -
Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
blood is the best lube - swiggy
In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
it's the fapture! - Robolt