Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck