A Testament of Hope -
The Essential Writings and Speeches of Martin Luther King, Jr.
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
