Do you want to dig up a T-Rex? -
Why didn't anyone tell me excavation kits are a thing?
horse fellators. All of them. - ralfmaximus
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
life begins at confection - Tirade
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
