random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagliiiiiiiiine - ckfahrenheit

Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy



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