random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

useless without pictures - cb361

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian

I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

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