random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

useless without pictures - cb361

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context



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