random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki

the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

we're just searching for lump - mattfish

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis



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