Listen, Liberal -
Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis