Kindle Paperwhite -
Why don't you have an eReader yet?
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
