Seveneves: A Novel -
The Moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
I couldn't stand to leave my fuzzbutt behind - granitewitch
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit
turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian