random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer

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