First as Tragedy, Then as Farce -
Billions of dollars have been hastily poured into the global banking system in a frantic attempt at financial stabilization. Where is the social stability?
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
I meant nipples - crwk8
