random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep

is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

it's almost like having friends - cb361

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

it's gonna be a huge weinerfest - Silent

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

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