random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire

society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad

girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck

never underestimate a coconut - ckfahrenheit

dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael

4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context

good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep



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