random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire

because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ

he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

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