random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire

a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

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