random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

where you can be a vagitarian - vahid

sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky

porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck

there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance



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