it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
blood is the best lube - swiggy
where every month is Breast Awareness Month - cb361
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..