A People's History of the United States -
History of the US from the perspective of the Indians, Slaves, and Laborers.
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough