random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

where you can be a vagitarian - vahid

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough



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