Intentional Dissonance -
A story about an addiction to Sadness. From the author of the popular blog, `I Wrote This For You.`
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
fapping all over the world -
I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
