random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm

a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp

time makes paedophiles of us all. - cb361

fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur



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