random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook

this should be a tagline - Trigger

oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated

never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha



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