random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361



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