The Hero with a Thousand Faces -
Why do we keep telling the same stories over and over?
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard