random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride

if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious

still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz

you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard



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