random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

whose breast is that anyway? - cb361

a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context



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