random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin

the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

cause everyone has balls - maryyugo

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

unknown dick scares me - snowfox

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur



Posts of Import
4 More Years!
SE v2 Closed BETA
First Post
Subscriptions and Things
AskSE: What do you look like?

Karma Rankings
ScoobySnacks
arrowhen
HoZay
lilmookieesquire
XregnaR