Democracy Matters -
Winning the Fight Against Imperialism
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
much like the push-up bra, we like to support boobies - Tirade
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context