random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

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