Crazy Cat Lady Coloring Book -
This coloring book, intended for adults, celebrates the cultural icon that is the Crazy Cat Lady.
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Monday, 31 October 2016
quote [ You have masturbated
~239 miles 0.00964 times around the world 2969 soccer fields 6894 space shuttles 23900 semi trucks 2338560 smartphones ] Put in some info, see how your mtf (miles to fap) ratio holds up. Strangely, not app with a multimillion dollar Kickstarter.
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lilmookieesquire said @ 10:06pm GMT on 31st Oct
[Score:3 Informative]
5 miles. But I've only masterbated once.
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kylemcbitch said @ 9:36pm GMT on 31st Oct
You have masturbated
~1031 miles 0.04146 times around the world 12767 soccer fields 29638 space shuttles 102744 semi trucks 10053120 smartphones |
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SkierTrash said @ 10:10pm GMT on 31st Oct
Reminds me off the tool joke song maynards dick.
Don't you want to glide on! Slide a mile six inches at a time on maynards diiiiicccckkkkk!!!! |
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Bleb said @ 10:33pm GMT on 31st Oct
I got 'OVERFLOW ERROR'. I guess it only uses 32-bit calculation.
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slaytanik said @ 1:57am GMT on 1st Nov
You need to upgrade your penis
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Headlessfriar said @ 2:25am GMT on 1st Nov
I suggest adding wings on your penis.
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zarathustra said @ 5:26am GMT on 1st Nov
There's a 'skeeter on my peter.
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arrowhen said @ 10:38pm GMT on 31st Oct
~7721 miles
0.31041 times around the world 95585 soccer fields 221894 space shuttles 769207 semi trucks 75264000 smartphones |
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slaytanik said @ 12:16am GMT on 1st Nov
Either you're really old, or you have a monster dong, or both
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arrowhen said @ 10:46pm GMT on 31st Oct
Is it just me, or does their suggested average of 40 BPM seem really slow?
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cakkafracle said @ 11:43pm GMT on 31st Oct
[Score:1 Informative]
I can only guess but I think I clock around 150bpm....
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arrowhen said @ 12:54am GMT on 1st Nov
Yeah, that's about what I estimated too.
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7 said @ 1:30am GMT on 1st Nov
Trying to count at the same time is too distracting. This is the first time I ever considered an Apple watch.
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arrowhen said @ 1:46am GMT on 1st Nov
[Score:3]
Fapple watch.
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cakkafracle said @ 1:53am GMT on 1st Nov
I just picked a reasonable speed and avgd how many per sec, then multiplied by 60.
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rylex said @ 11:03pm GMT on 31st Oct
Im sure the novice gets 40 spm but pros like you easily do 70 spm bro
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yogi said @ 5:47am GMT on 3rd Nov
At 40 spm I get 340. At 150 spm it more than triples. Hmmm...
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