Testicle-gazing at its best.

I liked it. I could see this being a thing.

Cool! I have some other ideas for it that I could try out:

I could pick a particular post and read the full article and any comments left for it.

I could highlight the most underrated (by which I mean low score/comments but high number of clicks) and/or the most downmodded post.

I could go more in depth on my opinions of a post if I have enough of an interest in it.

I could do silly shit like pick a random number, go to that profile page and make something up about that user. Also, porn reviews would be fun.

You still have to jack off a horse referred to a post way back in the day about a breeding tool that was used to procure equine semen. One of those things that the horse would mount and fuck, but it turns out that even if they used it, it would still often require manual stimulation of the horse cock hence why someone once said, "but you still have to jack of a horse" and it took off from there. Another variation is "help your Uncle Jack off his horse."

Wasn't that a worst jobs post? There are worse jobs. I mean, some people might enjoy that. Not me though. I totally wouldn't want to do that. I swear. Hey, that's a nice horse over there brb.

Maybe? I think it might've been two posts. A worst job post and then a few months later a post for the tool with demonstration videos?

For some reason I imagined you having a hillbilly drawl. Gotta say I'm a little disappointed.

Haha, was that assumed because I'm from Idaho? Most Idahoans have the "Pacific Northwestern Accent", which I didn't know existed until someone pointed it out to me. The tell is how hard we stress the consonant in words that end in them (like "milk", "flag", "neat"...etc).

I spent most of my life in the Pacific Northwest, now I live in Louisiana with my girlfriend from Philadelphia. I might have to listen just to hear normal English again.

Didn't know you were from Idaho. Just made the assumption based your screen nic and cause I thought you had a kind of itinerant hobo lifestyle. But then again, most hobos probably don't have the means to buy microphones and do podcasts.

I was mostly nomadic for 6 years as a hitchhiking street storyteller. I have been living in Hawaii on and off since 2011. Currently residing indoors.

You didn't cover the fact that I've finally worn out all my trousers after about eight years, and had to go and buy some new ones. The old ones had button flies, the new ones zips, and I'm struggling with the habit that causes me to unbutton my belt every time I want to take a wee.

You just gave me an idea for an "SE Announcements" segment.

"It's been a quiet week here in Lake SEbegon..."

You can read the postings from the bulletin board down at the First Church of Saint_Marck.

More!

Will do, and with less "uh"s and "um"s if I can help it!

And hillbilly drawl plz.

Needs practice.

Hillbilly and Sanepride Voices Test

If you play the beverly hillbillies theme instrumental in the background, it really helps sell the hillbilly and old man Sanepride voices.

I haven't figured out how to record the output of my laptop with my current USB audio interface (AVID MBox 3) and recording software (Reaper) setup yet. I set a track to record the output in Reaper, play something (like a YouTube video of the Beverly Hillbillies theme) and nothing is captured. I'm not sure how the signal is routed, tbh, only that the Mbox takes over as my speaker output when it's plugged in.

couldn't you use a browser plugin to record audio file of the youtube video and then mix that in with some audio editing software?

Yes, right now whenever I want to add pre-recorded material I need a separate audio file I can insert into the track, but having the ability to just play back stuff while recording would be a huge time saver and would open up the possibility of doing live shows.

You mean, like, you're talking into the mic and recording and you want to be able to hit a button at will to play an audio clip into the mix? That should be easy to accomplish in REAPER. I've never needed to do that before so I'm not exactly how, but, being REAPER, there's probably like five different ways. I'm not in front of my PC right now, but I can poke around with it when I get home.

One way that springs to mind is to load your clips into a VST sampler or REAPER's built-in Reasamplomatic5000 thingy, set that track to record its own output, and trigger the samples with a MIDI controller or REAPER's virtual keyboard.

I meant I want to be able to play something from my laptop, like a Youtube vid online, and have the output be recorded onto a track in Reaper as I'm playing it.

I'm at work right now but when I get home tonight I'll grab some screenshots and show you what I'm working with.

I've never tried it myself, but I see Virtual Audio Cable mentioned frequently for this kind of thing.

I came home and immediately went to bed last night. Supposed to record later today with a friend, when I have my shit set up I'll show you what I'm working with. Will try out that program, too, but I feel like there should be a simple way to route the laptop audio to a recording track inside Reaper.

It USED to be easy in older versions of Windows; you just went into your audio properties and set "stereo mix" (or something like that) as one of your recording inputs. But they did away with that starting with, I think, Vista, because it could be used to bypass DRM.

Nowadays it looks like unless your audio interface gives you that ability in its driver settings (apparently some do), you need third-party software to give you that level of over your PCs internal audio routing.

Sounds like I have COPD.

I had expected you to sound more Walter Brennan-ish.

Damn man. I'm only 55.

Dag Nabbit! Sorry.

I can provide that

If fapping leads to blindness, this is going to be quite useful.

After listening to volume 2, I went back to find volume 1. I like this show. Please keep doing this. It's interesting and endearing to hear the earnest reactions of a single user.

Ah sweet, glad you dig it. Knowing there are people out there wanting to listen is motivation to keep going.