Wednesday, 7 May 2014

New Age Bullshit Generator

quote [ Inspiration is the driver of synchronicity.

We exist as ultrasonic energy. Consciousness consists of supercharged waveforms of quantum energy. ?Quantum? means a deepening of the mythic.

The world is overflowing with supercharged waveforms.

Stagnation is the antithesis of love. The complexity of the present time seems to demand a condensing of our third eyes if we are going to survive. Ego is born in the gap where grace has been excluded. ]

Snake Oil sales are at historically high levels

Bonus link:

http://www.wisdomofchopra.com/
[SFW] [humor] [+10 Funny]
[by XregnaR@1:15amGMT]

Comments

XregnaR said @ 1:16am GMT on 7th May [Score:5 Good]
Thank sweet baby jeebus I found this place.
cb361 said @ 1:25am GMT on 7th May
Hi there.

How did you find it?
XregnaR said @ 1:38am GMT on 7th May
Gahoogled sensibleerection. Found the reddit page. Staggered in here. Breathed a sigh of release.
cb361 said @ 1:47am GMT on 7th May
Ah. I didn't recognise the handle, and thought maybe you were an entirely new user. I wonder if new-SE has any of those yet.
XregnaR said @ 2:09am GMT on 7th May [Score:1 Informative]
I've been slowly changing my screen handles to normal/mirrorvision to help prevent undesired gahoogle results. As the old establishment wasn't really conducive to name changes, this seemed like a good opportunity.
Navier-Strokes said @ 4:35am GMT on 7th May
SensibleEndowment is proof that jeebus saves (our porn collections).
XregnaR said @ 1:39am GMT on 7th May
PS-

Facial link seems broken - userscripts.org is down for me.
steele said @ 4:34pm GMT on 7th May
Facial doesnt really work properly here. You can try but beware ;)
Beth Gaga Shaggy said @ 1:53am GMT on 7th May
Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes.
HoZay said @ 3:32am GMT on 7th May
Each of us is an ingredient of quantum belonging.
Navier-Strokes said @ 4:37am GMT on 7th May [Score:1 Insightful]
Reminds me of the Sokal affair.
pleaides said @ 9:24am GMT on 7th May
That was my first thought also, and I applaud Adrian Sokal for having the hide to print something with 'the hermaneutics of quantum gravity' in the title.
spazm said @ 10:50am GMT on 7th May
Somebody should make a tampride version of this.

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