Friday, 15 January 2021

The Taint Bandaid Is Real Now

quote [ Last year, nestled among the booths at CES Unveiled, an untouched veggie platter, and hordes of tired tech journalists, I stumbled upon the taint bandaid. ]

It's like standing next to a portelet and a fish fry.
[NSFW] [science & technology] [+3]
[by ScoobySnacks@6:04amGMT]

Comments

TM said @ 7:41pm GMT on 15th Jan [Score:1 Funsightful]
Whatever happened to thinking about baseball?
slaytanik said @ 6:45am GMT on 15th Jan
In my experience , pressure on the taint does the opposite
But what do I know about the ways of science
steele said @ 7:57pm GMT on 15th Jan [Score:1 Informative]
I think it depends on the type of pressure. For me, licks or kisses are an instant cum explosion, but like two fingers pressed firmly against the perineum is practically a pause button.
rylex said @ 8:15pm GMT on 15th Jan [Score:1 Funny]
and here we are again where i find myself wishing i hadnt read the comments
steele said @ 8:46pm GMT on 15th Jan
Not reading the comments is a pretty solid ideology. Second only to not reading the article before commenting.
Bob Denver said @ 12:58am GMT on 16th Jan
kinda like we're family...
cb361 said @ 10:10am GMT on 15th Jan
The first step in our transhuman journey to Mankind 2.0.

I wish they had chosen a better name though. Isn't band-aid already a trademark?
Dienes said @ 9:55pm GMT on 16th Jan
Good thing it tain't a bandaid.

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