Thursday, 8 November 2018

69-Year-Old Dutch Man Seeks To Change His Legal Age To 49

quote [ Emile Ratelband, a motivational speaker, told a court in the Netherlands that he feels 20 years younger than he is. Changing his birthdate would also give him better luck on dating apps, he says. ]

[SFW] [do it yourSElf] [+8 Old]
[by arrowhen@7:59pmGMT]


dolemite said @ 8:15pm GMT on 8th Nov [Score:3 Funny]
I have to admit he does look toyt.

Yes, he has a toyt body, like a toyger.
JWWargo said @ 5:22am GMT on 9th Nov
I can tell by your toyt pantsh.

I really enjoyed that movie, for some reason. Perhaps for how over-the-top goofy it was. Favorite of the trilogy.
spazm said @ 11:28pm GMT on 8th Nov [Score:1 Insightful]
One of the biggest attention whores of the Netherlands. Blech!
Ankylosaur said @ 11:34pm GMT on 8th Nov [Score:1 Funsightful]
And that's saying a lot considering they have a whole attention district.
Ankylosaur said @ 8:14pm GMT on 8th Nov
In this case, negative old moderation actually makes more sense.
cb361 said @ 8:22pm GMT on 8th Nov [Score:1 Underrated]
But it doesn't go up to -20 Old
arrowhen said @ 1:10am GMT on 9th Nov
No problem, we can just petition the court to have the post's score legally changed.
cb361 said @ 8:24pm GMT on 8th Nov
If I could increase my legal age by twenty years, it would give me better luck on the Government State Pensions app.
Headlessfriar said @ 11:08pm GMT on 8th Nov
Why not just do what the rest of us do, botox your scrotum before taking dick pics.
captainstubing said @ 9:52am GMT on 9th Nov
dolemite said @ 3:39pm GMT on 9th Nov
I was in a hurry and botoxed my dick by mistake. Resulting pics were unimpressive.
the circus said @ 5:11pm GMT on 9th Nov
Well I identify as a religion and should be tax exempt and given undue deference. I am my own God.
ScoobySnacks said @ 6:28pm GMT on 3rd Dec

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