Thursday, 20 March 2014

Needy robotic toaster sells itself if neglected

quote [ His name is Brad, and he's an addict. And a toaster. ]

Give me access to the admin console!

Er, I mean, hey, look, appliances that hate you for ignoring them and go off to find other owners. Cue the Red Dwarf jokes...
[NSFW] [science & technology] [+4 Interesting]
[by ept@10:10amGMT]

Comments

seneschal said @ 4:32pm GMT on 20th Mar
Hey look, maybe if the toaster paid more attention to my other needs, I'd spend more time with it.
Dumbledorito said @ 5:43pm GMT on 20th Mar
That's nice, but let me introduce myself. I'm SCP-426. Any time someone mentions me, they have to do so in the first person. It's a little confusing at first, but you'll get used to it. I know I did, and I'm just a toaster.
sanepride said @ 11:56pm GMT on 20th Mar
lilmookieesquire said @ 7:33am GMT on 21st Mar
"I can't go in vacation. Brad will get lonely."

Fuck you Brad.
Taleweaver said @ 3:46pm GMT on 24th Mar
And here's what happens if you build robots without adhering to Asimov's Three Laws.

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