Wednesday, 6 June 2018

Trump Anus Laz0rs!!!

quote [ Young Boy Dancing Group's co-founder on challenging gender and sexuality with a laser in your anal sphincter. ]

That's it. I'm done, stop the planet I'm ready to get off now. Vice was once a news site right? Or was that just a dream I had?
[NSFW] [science & technology] [+9 laz0r]
[by rapscallion@1:43amGMT]

Comments

HoZay said @ 2:31am GMT on 6th Jun [Score:2 laz0r]
Are you saying anal lasers are *not* news?
JWWargo said @ 3:20am GMT on 6th Jun [Score:2]
Vice has a long history of hard hitting news stories:

Westminster Dog Show... On Acid!
lilmookieesquire said @ 4:17am GMT on 6th Jun [Score:1 Underrated]
This was excellent actually.
Hugh E. said @ 10:23am GMT on 6th Jun [Score:1 Insightful]
There's more asshole in this video than in the main post.
BUGGERLUGS123 said @ 11:07am GMT on 9th Jun
Enjoyed that a lot! thanks dude!
satanspenis666 said @ 2:46am GMT on 6th Jun
Vice has often has these types of articles.

The Party Where Strangers Bang with Bags over Their Heads
Paracetamol said @ 7:18am GMT on 6th Jun
I always understood this as a lifestyle/skater/fashion media thing and was surprised to see it promoting itself as a more serious news outlet.

Turns out, it was originally a Canadian public founded community paper.

TLDR quote:
“Following the relocation, the magazine quickly developed a reputation for provocative and politically incorrect content.”
rylex said @ 4:39pm GMT on 6th Jun
Co-founder of vice also founded the Proud Boys. So..... Yeah.
insanemonkey said @ 11:54pm GMT on 6th Jun
Vice Is Canadian Eh?
lilmookieesquire said @ 4:16am GMT on 6th Jun
I’m 90% sure the guy in the picture also wrote the article to create some kind of feedback loop.
zarathustra said @ 5:26am GMT on 6th Jun
Like a daisy chain with lasers.
C18H27NO3 said @ 2:12pm GMT on 6th Jun
Worth it for the Empress Stah find.
midden said @ 8:21pm GMT on 6th Jun
That's actually pretty brilliant. Pun only half intended. It would be easy to machine basic butt plugs designed to hold laser pointers, or cast them in latex to do the same. Eye safety could be an issue, but wouldn't be a problem if worn under a miniskirt. The exact location of the laser would also just be implied, which is fun.

"Why does that girl on the dance floor have a laser always pointed just behind her feet? Ohhhh...."

I don't know about lasers, but at least with LEDs, the greens tend to be the most efficient, so you get the longest life per charge/battery with that color.

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